Hate Hate Hate

These are some things I really hate.

Mr Angry
  1. Diesel cars. Stinking dirty filthy things belching soot and coal into my lungs.
  2. Spam.
  3. People who spit in the street. Usually chavvy hoodie teenagers. Dirty scumbags.
  4. SUVs / 4x4s. What kind of "Sport" is that S meant to stand for? The sport of being a pompous arrangant tosser? Range Rovers, Porsche Cayennes, BMW X5s and the like are the pinnacle of vulgarity.
  5. Mosquitos.
  6. Indian call centres.
  7. Parsnips. I don't like the taste of parsnips, but that's not why I hate them. What I really hate about parsnips is that they sometimes disguise themselves as bits of roast potato. What a major disappointment!
  8. Horses on the road. Not only are they moving roadblocks causing traffic chaos, but they are big, powerful creatures with a brain the size of a pea. That's a recipe for disaster if you ask me. Oh, and they deposit lovely brown hills of turd all over the road.
  9. Barking dogs. Especially dogs left barking for hours on end.
  10. Motorists who don't indicate when changing lanes or turning at a junction. Is it laziness? Are they oblivious? Or are they too important to bother letting us know which way they're going?
  11. Halifax adverts. Ok, I realise they're meant to be as annoying as possible, but I REALLY hate them!

AAARGH!

That's it for now, I'll add some more when I've calmed down a bit.

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