Pork Scratchings!

Hairy Pork Scratching!
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Half way through my packet of Best Ever Mr Porky Pork Scratchings, I was shocked to discover this beautiful gem of a scratching. I was so impressed that I couldn't bring myself to eat it, despite it's mouth-watering, enticing looks. Now, is this one impressive pork scratching, or what! With its neatly trimmed hair, it exhibits a very impressive barnet. I felt it was my duty to share this with you, so here it is.

Hairy Pork Scratching

Hairy Pork Scratching In The Pub

Here's the hairy pork scratching in its natural habitat, the pub, alongside an Adnams beer mat.

Hairy Pork Scratching

Hairy Pork Scratching Close-Up

And here's the hairy pork scratching in close-up, to show off it's immaculately neat hair.

Hairy Pork Scratching

I hope you enjoyed this account of my discovery. If you're not a pork scratching eater, I hope this short article will encourage you to try pork scratchings for yourself.

Enjoy!


Monster!

05/05/2008: Update!

Okay, this is not a hairy beast, but what a specimin! This has to be a worthy addition to the Hairy Pork Scratching page! I couldn't even bring myself to eat this one!

Monster Scratching!

Biggest Pork Scratching Known To Man

10/01/2009: Update!

Again, not a hairy one, but this has got to be the biggest pork scratching I've ever seen! What a BEAUTY! It was from a packet of Big D Finest Pork Scratchings.

Massive Pork Scratching

Cobra-Like Pork Scratching

11/04/2009: Update!

A pretty sizable specimin, but most notable due to its cobra-like quality. It was from a packet of M S Black Country Pork Scratchings.

Massive Pork Scratching
Nathan's Hairy Pork Scratching 20/01/2011: Hairy Update!

Thanks to Nathan for sending this in, quite a shocker. From a bag of Mr Porky's.


Please send me pictures of huge or extra-hairy pork scratchings so I can add them to this page!
Page Updated 11/04/09