Hairy Pork Scratching

Half way through my packet of Best Ever Mr Porky Pork Scratchings, I was shocked to discover this beautiful gem of a scratching. I was so impressed that I couldn't bring myself to eat it, despite it's mouth-watering, enticing looks. Now, is this one impressive pork scratching, or what! With its neatly trimmed hair, it exhibits a very impressive barnet. I felt it was my duty to share this with you, so here it is.

Hairy Pork Scratching In The Pub

Here's the hairy pork scratching in its natural habitat, the pub, alongside an Adnams beer mat.

Hairy Pork Scratching Close-Up

And here's the hairy pork scratching in close-up, to show off it's immaculately neat hair.

I hope you enjoyed this account of my discovery. If you're not a pork scratching eater, I hope this short article will encourage you to try pork scratchings for yourself.

Enjoy!

Monster!

05/05/2008: Update!

Okay, this is not a hairy beast, but what a specimin! This has to be a worthy addition to the Hairy Pork Scratching page! I couldn't even bring myself to eat this one!